10) The nanny only has the kids until 4 p.m.
9) God told me to vote early.
8) My Husband told me to vote early.
7) It's easier to find a spot to park the H2.
6) The loaner BMW needs to be back at the shop at noon.
5) I like to get there before all the bus riding poor people.
4) Get the vote out of the way so I have more time to challenge all the godless, flag burning, tax raising, Democrats.
3) Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man wealthy wealthy and wealthy.
2) I like to vote before the cocaine buzz wears off.
1) Got to get home in time to dump Halliburton stock if it looks like Kerry is winning.
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